What movies have not aged well?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond slapping Tracy.

What are the easiest stores for shoplifting?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Moonraker

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What would you change in Rings of Power?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why The Simpsons stopped producing Maude Flanders episodes?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why is pornography still alive and not illegal? Why doesn’t the government do about tricking women into them?

Goldfinger

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-J W Pepper

Trump White House opens door to historic military deployment on U.S. soil - The Washington Post

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Octopussy

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Why is Eric Clapton so roundly disliked among guitarists?

-All the bad guys are black.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

From Russia With Love

Why is there no evidence of a multiverse theory?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

The Man with the Golden Gun

A View to a Kill

How often do you watch the news on TV?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

You Only Live Twice

Have you ever accidentally seen your mother-in-law doing something that was private to her?

-”Ah so!”

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Why doesn't speeding significantly decrease one’s commute time? I've done a lot of road trips and driving and have experimented by increasing speed by 10–20%, but somehow this never equates to arriving 20% sooner, even on clear roads.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Dr No

What does it mean if you dream your dad died?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Live and Let Die

What legal actions can be taken if a neighbor's unleashed dog causes harm or injury?